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ВСЕМ ВСЕМ ВСЕМ

2006-02-16T11:18:29Z

ЖЖ переезжает в связи с явной беспонтовостью ника с номерком в конце.
Теперь буду писать в herrwermut.livejournal.com

С любовью, Полынь

Htwtgn

2006-02-05T17:30:07Z

ДУРОЧКА С МАКОМ.
РЕЦЕПТ: Глупую до невозможности девочку посыпать маком и пообещать ей все, что захочет. Съесть счастливую.

Хоку?

2005-12-08T11:07:47Z

С моста помочиться
В Яузу-реку на людях
В этом ли высшая доблесть?

копирайтец мой

ПИНЦЕЕЕТ

2005-12-05T10:31:17Z

http://www.livejournal.com/users/avva/1347750.html

artemis84 @ 2005-11-26T01:47:00

2005-11-25T22:45:05Z

What am I gonna do when I get a little excited,
a little in pain? Tell me

Что такое жизнь?

2005-11-25T10:47:44Z

Когда брошенная в костёр пуля 5,56 в тебя НЕ попадает.
Когда спускаешься с высоты 5го этажа на пажарном шланге.
Когда успеваешь зацепиться за бревно, хотя секунду назад мог утонуть.
Когда первый раз целуюешь девченку в засос.
Когда смотришь на звёзды под нарофомиском.
Когда красивая девушка танцует для себя, думая что её никто не видит.
Когда лежишь на балках моста, а под тобой проходит состав в 120 вагонов.

Ronnie

2005-10-28T15:31:48Z

Stories start
Quiet town
Small town boy
Big time frown
Never talks
Never plays
Different path
Lost his way

The streets are red
Red I'm afraid
There's no confetti
No parade
Nothing happens in this boring place
But oh my god how it all did change
Now they all pray
Blood stain wash away

He said
Lost my way
This bloody day
Lost my way

I heard him
He said
Lost my way
This bloody day
Lost my way
All things wash away
But blood stained the sun red today

I always said
Something wrong
With little strange
Ronnie Long
Never laughed
Never smiled
Talked alone for miles and miles and miles

Gallow calls
Son I say
Keep your smile and laugh all day
Think once again in this boring place
For little boys how they soon change

Now they all pray
Blood stain wash away

He said
Lost my way
This bloody day
Lost my way

I heard him
He said
Lost my way
This bloody day
Lost my way
All things wash away
But blood stained the sun red today

(Spoken)
Yeah, well all the green things died
When Ronnie moved to this place
He said
Don't you dare ask
Why I'm cursed to wear this face

Now we all know why
The children called him Ronnie Frown
When he pulled that gun from his pocket
They all fall down, down, down

He said
Lost my way
This bloody day
Lost my way

I heard him
He screamed
Lost my way
This bloody day
Lost my way
All things wash away
But blood stained the sun red today

That's right
All things wash away
They all fall down
But blood stained the sun today

All things wash away
And they all fall down
But blood stained the sun today

Зима

2005-10-28T15:27:35Z

Харррашо!

Три урока языка

2005-10-06T11:20:42Z

Первый урок, английский для начинающих:
"Три ведьмы разглядывают трое часов "Свотч". Какая из ведьм разглядывает какие часы?"
Теперь по английски!
Three witches watch three swatch watches.
Which witch watches which swatch watch?
Второй урок, английский для продвинутых учеников:
"Три ведьмы-трансвеститки разглядывают три кнопочки на часах "Свотч". Какая из ведьм-трансвеститок разглядывает какую кнопочку на часах "Свотч"?"
Теперь по английски !
Three switched witches watch three Swatch watch switches. Which switched witch watches which
Swatch watch switch?
Третий и последний урок, английский для абсолютных профессионалов:
"Три швейцарских ведьмы-сучки, желающих изменить свой пол, разглядывают три кнопочки на часах "Свотч". Какая из швейцарских ведьм-сучек, желающих изменить свой пол,разглядывает какую кнопочку на часах "Свотч"?"
Теперь по английски !
Three swiss witch-bitches, which wished to be switched swiss witch-bitches, watch three swiss Swatch watch switches. Which swiss witch-bitch, which wishes to be a switched swiss witch-bitch, wishes to watch which swiss Swatch watch switch?

Касыда о ночной грозе

2005-09-23T09:46:50Z

О гроза, гроза ночная, ты душе -- блаженство рая,
Дашь ли вспыхнуть, умирая, догорающей свечой,

Дашь ли быть самим собою, дарованьем и мольбою,
Скромностью и похвальбою, жертвою и палачом?

Не встававший на колени -- стану ль ждать чужих молений?
Не прощавший оскорблений -- буду ль гордыми прощен?!

Тот, в чьем сердце -- ад пустыни, в море бедствий не остынет,
Раскаленная гордыня служит сильному плащом.

Я любовью чернооких, упоеньем битв жестоких,
Солнцем, вставшим на востоке, безнадежно обольщен.

Только мне -- влюбленный шепот, только мне -- далекий топот,
Уходящей жизни опыт -- только мне. Кому ж еще?!

Пусть враги стенают, ибо от Багдада до Магриба
Петь душе Абу-т-Тайиба, препоясанной мечом!

Ещё одно определение счастия !!!

2005-09-02T22:57:13Z

Это когда ты ищеш песню три? нет ЧЕТЫРЕ года !!! Не зная ничего кроме рекламы, в которой она играет. И вот !!!!!!

Fluke - Atom Bomb

2005-08-23T11:53:10Z

Baby's got an atom bomb
A motherfucking atom bomb
Twenty two megatons
You've never seen so much fun

Baby got a poison gas
Baby got a heart attacks
Baby got a pain on tap
Baby gimme some of that

(Gimme some of that)
(Gimme some of that)

Baby got a nobel prize
Given for the perfect crime
Baby got an alibi
Baby got eight more lives

Baby got purple hair
Baby got a secret lair
Baby got an army there
I ain't ever seen baby scared

Baby got a satellite
Baby got second sight
Baby got a masterplan
A foolproof master plan

Baby got a crystal ball
Baby doesn't care at all
Baby's having too much fun
Baby got an atom bomb

Baby got a fleet at see
She got a submarine called Emergency
She got a motorcade
She got a monorail
Going coast to coast on a campain trail
Playing deck of cards in an armoured car
She got a kung fu star as a bodyguard
She got a juju charm
She got a magic spell
She got a genie all three is working well
She got a tv show
She got a shopping mall
She got a miracle, she doesn't want at all
She got a monument at a great expense
She got a head of state and a president
She got destiny, she got supremecy
She got everything from A - Z
She got it all down tight, she got nothing wrong
She got the whole wide world singing baby's song

в продолжение

2005-07-23T19:37:47Z

на вторую ночь покатушек у моего счастья отвалилась педаль. Эка романтика, в получасе хотьбы от дома, во время грозы и под пролевным ливнем, да ещё ночью...

А потом, на третий день, спучтило колесо.

А на четвёртый, сломалась вилка.

Похоже на шутку в стиле каких - нибудь фейрей...

Счастье это

2005-07-16T19:54:21Z

посреди рутины, вспомнить мечту детства, и осуществить её- от Войковской до Петраши, на СОБСТВЕННОМ велосипеде по ночному городу. Вот что такое счастье!!!!С большой буквы СЧА.

Первый пост для френдов

2005-07-12T17:50:45Z

Те немногие, кто меня читает. Специально для вас мегавкуснятка :-)
http://kleine-fuhrer.lenin.ru/
наслаждайтесь и расскажите друзьям. Лично я так давно не пёрся =)

Over The Hills And Far Away

2005-07-07T17:51:53Z

They came for him one winter's night.
Arrested, he was bound.
They said there'd been a robbery,
his pistol had been found.

They marched to the station house,
he waited for the dawn.
And as they led him to the dock,
he knew that he'd been wrong.
"You stand accused of robbery,"
he heard the bailiff say.
He knew without an alibi,
tomorrow's light would mourn his freedom.

Over the hills and far away,
for ten long years he'll count the days.
Over the mountains and the seas,
a prisoner's life for him there'll be.

He knew that it would cost him dear,
but yet he dare not say.
Where he had been that fateful night,
a secret it must stay.
He had to fight back tears of rage.
His heart beats like a drum.
For with the wife of his best friend,
he spent his final night of freedom.

Over the hills and far away,
he swears he will return one day.
Far from the mountains and the seas,
back in her arms he swears he'll be.
Over the hills and far away.

Over the hills and,
over the hills and,
over the hills and far away.

Each night within his prison cell,
he looks out through the bars.
He reads the letters that she wrote.
One day he'll know the taste of freedom.

Over the hills and far away,
she prays he will return one day.
As sure as the rivers reach the seas,
back in his arms she swears she'll be.

Over the hills and far away,
he swears he will return one day.
Far from the mountains and the seas,
back in her arms he swears he'll be.

Over the hills and far away,
she prays he will return one day.
As sure as the rivers reach the seas,
back in his arms is where she'll be.

Over the hills,
over the hills and far away.

Over the hills,
over the hills and far away.

Зато не трогаю плюшевые игрушки, и не хачик :-)

2005-07-04T15:32:22Z

Книга фактов LJ:

По сообщениям друзей, Artemis84 является известным драгдилером

Долой падонков !!

2005-06-28T20:02:16Z

Отмечаем галочкой...

2005-06-28T18:54:06Z

1. Родиться. V
2. Специально порезаться. V
3. Рассмеяться. V
4. Напиться до беспамятства. И ничего потом не помнить.
5. Простить своих родителей. Они любят нас.
6. Вырастить ребенка.
7. Встретить рассвет. V
8. Слепить снежную бабу. V
9. Прокатиться за рулем. Без прав, превышая все возможные скорости.
10. Научиться делать что-нибудь лучше всех.
11. Выступить на публике со своей самой дикой идеей.
12. Заниматься сексом всю ночь. V
13. Послать нах учителя/воспитателя/шефа/начальника... V
14. Разбить зеркало. V
15. Подобрать на улице бездомного котёнка. V
16. Поплакать в одиночестве. V
17. Промокнуть до нитки под дождем.V
18. Купить на последние деньги самое дорогое мороженное.
19. Полюбить. V
20. Признаться в любви. V
21. Написать стих. V
22. Написать рассказ.
23. Радикально изменить прическу. V
24. Сделать татуировку.
25. Погулять в Лондоне.
26. Постоять ночью на крыше.
27. Пролежать сутки под одеялом. Не высовываясь.
28. Поцеловать совершенно незнакомого человека.
29. Вываляться в грязи. И в снегу. V
30. Попробовать наркотик.
31. Написать на бумаге самое сокровенное.
32. Пережить злейшего врага.
33. Украсть. V
34. Умереть в родном городе...

Enter The Sandman

2005-06-13T11:28:03Z

Say your prayers little one
Don’t forget, my son
To include everyone

Tuck you in, warm within
Keep you free from sin
Till the sandman he comes

Sleep with one eye open
Gripping your pillow tight

Exit light
Enter night
Take my hand
Off to never never land

Something’s wrong, shut the light
Heavy thoughts tonight
And they aren’t of snow white

Dreams of war, dreams of liars
Dreams of dragon’s fire
And of things that will bite

Sleep with one eye open
Gripping your pillow tight

Exit light
Enter night
Take my hand
Off to never never land

Now I lay me down to sleep
Pray the lord my soul to keep
If I die before I wake
Pray the lord my soul to take

Hush little baby, don’t say a word
And never mind that noise you heard
It’s just the beast under your bed,
In your closet, in your head

Exit light
Enter night
Grain of sand

Exit light
Enter night
Take my hand
We’re off to never never land

давить нах!

2005-06-11T20:13:44Z

никто и не сомневался...

2005-06-09T07:57:11Z

Вы ментат!
Пройти тест "Кто вы в мире Дюны?".

Loreley

2005-05-21T23:26:49Z

Merrily we sailed along
Though the waves were plenty strong
Down the twisting river Rhine
Following a song...

Legend's faded storyline
Tried to warn us all
Oh, they called her Loreley
Careful or you'll fall...

Oh, the stories we were told
Quite a vision to behold
Mysteries of the seas in her eyes of gold...
Laying on the silver stone, such a lonely sight
Barnacles become a throne, my poor Loreley...

And the winds would cry, and many men would die
And all the waves would bow down to the Loreley...
And the winds would cry, and many men would die
And all the waves would bow down to the Loreley...

You would not believe your eyes, how a voice could hypnotize
Promises are only lies from Loreley
In a shade of mossy green, seashell in her hand
She was born the river queen, ne'er to grace the land...

And the winds would cry, and many men would die
And all the waves would bow down to the Loreley...
And the winds would cry, and many men would die
And all the waves would bow down to the Loreley...

Oh, the song of Loreley
Charms the moon right from the sky...
She will get inside your mind, lovely Loreley...
When she cries "Be with me until the end of time"
You know you will ever be with your Loreley...

And the winds would cry, and many men would die
And all the waves would bow down to the Loreley...
And the winds would cry, and many men would die
And all the waves would bow down to the Loreley...
And the winds would cry, and many men would die
And all the waves would bow down to the Loreley...

Pure Morning

2005-05-21T20:47:26Z

A friend in needs a friend indeed,
A friend with weed is better,
A friend with breasts and all the rest,
A friend who’s dressed in leather,

A friend in needs a friend indeed,
A friend who’ll tease is better ,
Our thoughts compressed,
Which makes us blessed,
And makes for stormy weather,

A friend in needs a friend indeed,
My japanese is better,
And when she’s pressed she will undress,
And then she’s boxing clever,

A friend in needs a friend indeed,
A friend who bleeds is better,
My friend confessed she passed the test,
And we will never sever,

Day’s dawning, skins crawling [repeat three more times]
Pure morning, [repeat this three more times]

A friend in needs a friend indeed,
A friend who’ll tease is better,
Our thoughts compressed,
Which makes us blessed,
And makes for stormy weather,

A friend in needs a friend indeed,
A friend who bleeds is better,
My friend confessed she passed the test,
And we will never sever,

Day’s dawning, skins crawling [repeat three more times]
Pure morning,[repeat this three more times]

A friend in needs a friend indeed,
My japanese is better,
And when she’s pressed she will undress,
And then she’s boxing clever,

A friend in needs a friend indeed,
A friend with weed is better,
A friend with breast and all the rest,
A friend who’s dressed in leather

Call Me Call Me

2005-05-19T08:10:06Z

I close my eyes and I keep seeing things
Rainbow waterfalls
Sunny liquid dreams
Confusion creeps inside me raining doubt
Gotta get to you
But I don't know how
Call me call me
Let me know it's alright
Call me call me
Don't you think it's 'bout time
Please won't you call and
Ease my mind
Reasons for me to find you
Peace of mind
What can I do
To get me to you

I had your number quite some time ago
Back when we were young
But I had to grow
Ten thousand years I've searched it seems and now
Gotta get to you
Won't you tell me how
Call me call me
Let me know you are there
Call me call me
I wanna know you still care
Come on now won't you
Ease my mind
Reasons for me to find you
Peace of mind
What can I do
To get me to you
Come on now won't you
Ease my mind
Reasons for me to find you
Peace of mind
Reasons for livin my life
Ease my mind
Reasons for me to know you
Peace of mind
What can I do
To get me to you